May 30th, 2006 by Jimmy Bones

German Sex Store looking to Cash In on World Cup

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If someone mentions a big sporting event to me, I know I’m not alone when the 1st thing that pops in my mind is sex toys. After years of being let down in my search for the official lubricant of the Super Bowl, I’m happy to report that the Germany and the World Cup have finally came to my rescue.

German sex shops are loading up on various soccer related products. If you’ve look at your wife or girlfriend and wondered what she’d look like in a Tunisia g-string, you’re wishes have been answered. Who hasn’t wanted a soccer related porn flick?

How is a guy supposed to wait ten more days for this to start?

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