June 8th, 2006 by Jimmy Bones
The Greatest World Cup Preview in the History of the World: Group G
Frig there is a lot of groups in this thing. Has it always been this big? Protect your sack as we hit Group G.
FRANCE
FIFA Ranking: 8
Elo Ranking: 3
Why I like France: Double Z baby, Zinedine Zidane is retiring after this (I think), this guy is awesome. They actually have a few gurus on this team.
Why I don’t like France: Freedom Fries baby. USA! USA! USA! I’m not actually American, so I don’t care. How about because they won’t have Double Z much longer.
Outlook: Advancing
SWITZERLAND
FIFA Ranking: 35
Elo Ranking: 28
Why I like Switzerland: Swiss Army Knives! Swiss Watches! Swiss neutrality!!! What else? Swiss Skiing!!!!
Why I don’t like Switzerland: How about because they scored this garbage group where they will probably advance when they aren’t that good.
Outlook: Advancing
KOREA REPUBLIC
FIFA Ranking: 29
Elo Ranking: 37
Why I like Korea: These bad boys made it all the way to the semis in the last World Cup. How the hell did that happen? They also have 5 guys named Lee, what a sweet deal.
Why I don’t like Korea: Not enough Lee’s, too many Kim’s and Cho’s.
Outlook: You’re not at home anymore Korea. They are done in the 1st stage.
TOGO
FIFA Ranking: 61
Elo Ranking: 80
Why I like Togo: Do you even have to ask? Sweet name, stunning flag and the worst ranked team going to this thing. Will they score a goal?
Why I don’t like Togo: I love Togo with all my heart.
Outlook: 0 wins, 3 losses and a cool flag.
Group G Standings
France
Switzerland
Korea Republic
Togo
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