June 16th, 2006 by Phil Frangos

(dWo) drunk World order induction

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Meet J.J. Redick,

& Esteban Loaiza.

We are very pleased to induct them both into our dWo Hall of Fame. This of course is our Drunk World Order.

Tuesday night, J.J. was arrested and later released on $1,000.00 bond after reportedly Redick had “very glassy eyes, strong odour of alcohol coming from breath.” Redick had a blood-alcohol level of 0.11. The legal limit for drivers in North Carolina is 0.08. Nice going Redick. Nothing helps more to raise your draft status then a little jail time on the resume.

Oakland Athletics pitcher Esteban Loaiza was pulled over the night before his next start, as his Ferrari was clocked at 120 mile per hour. Esteban faces drunk driving and speeding charges. Ah screw it eh Esteban, I guess a 6.39 ERA justifies hitting the bottle doesn’t it.

Nice going fellas, congratulations on your achievement!

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