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Upon Further Review

What happened last night while you were busy watching all those stunning US soccer highlights:

Those spotlight hogs in the NHL grab the headlines again, this time with a blockbuster trade. Doofus Todd Bertuzzi, Alex Auld and Bryan Allen go to Florida in exchange for goaltender Roberto Luongo. First thoughts: Edge Panthers.
Tom Glavine became the 1st MLB pitcher to hit 11 wins. Moral of the story, if you are cagey and lefty, you can pitch forever.
“Right now, I’m just an idiot.” Well I guess you can’t call Bruce Arena a liar.
Ozzie Guillen continues his slow path to insanity by saying he’s not going to take the league ordered sensitivity course. He says he’d have to take an english course first. I can’t say how exciting I am for the 1st bad season by the White Sox with him as manager, that’ll be fun.
Phillies pitcher Brett Myers was arrested for hitting his wife in the face. Nice move there Myers. Credit the Phillies for being proactive and doing nothing about this. Myers will start today as scheduled.
The Knicks are trying to get out of paying Larry Brown all the money owed to him because he gave interviews without the team PR guy around. At least the new guy they hired is worth all this trouble, I mean has Isiah Thomas ever screwed anything up.

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