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Upon Further Review

My main man Zinedine Zidane scored on a penalty kick to lead France to a 1-0 win over Portugal. The World Cup final is set, with the French going up against Italy. VIVE LE FRANCE!
Barry Bonds’ trainer was jailed for a WHOLE WEEK, for not agreeing to testify to the grand jury in the perjury case. Wow, that is some serious punishment, was sending him to his room without dinner deemed to be too rough?
The Bulls continue to wheel and deal, sending Tyson Chandler to the Hornets for PJ Brown and JR Smith. PJ Brown is old, Tyson Chandler is a bust and JR Smith is a headcase, sounds like your basic NBA trade to me.
Hefty Bartolo Colon pitched a complete gain shutout for the Angels, all round nice guy Kenny Rogers helped the Tigers avoid being swept by the A’s and the Yanks rebounded from losing by 18 runs to beat the Indians by 8. Mike Mussina become the 1st pitcher in AL history to win 10 games in 15 consecutive seasons. MOOOOOOOOSE!
Man-Ram is skipping the all-star game again. This angers Buster Olney who suggests he should be taken off the ballet next year. Easy there Buster, its just an exhibition game.
Roger Federer wins again and advances to the semi-finals at Wimbledon along with Jonas Bjorkman and Marcos Baghdatis, otherwise known as whathisname and thatdudefromcyprus.
Jose Canseco demanded a trade after one game in his comeback. That’s awesome.

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