July 27th, 2006 by Jimmy Bones
Great Mustaches: Sal Fasano
Its finally Sal Fasano’s time. He’s languished for years with garbage teams and no press coverage but my friends, its all about to change. My main man Sal Fasano was dealt just a few days ago the New York Yankees. Sure he can’t hit and overall he’s a fairly terrible MLB player, but look at that ’stache. I went with the black and white photo because that mustache is a pure work of art. When you combine that bushy Fu Mancho mustache with his flowing locks, you are a superstar.
Sadly, the Yankees have that asinine policy regarding facial hair so the Fasano will have to be trimmed and lose some of its luster. The trade and mustache trimming didn’t hurt Fasano’s feelings as evidenced by this glorious quote:
You’re an animal sometimes and you go from zoo to zoo.
Sal Fasano, you most definitely are an animal. We salute you.
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June 12th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
I love it!
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