The Healthy Scratch

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Ah, time to look at the division filled with degenerates.

First I’ll start off by saying that Terrell Owens is a punk ass biatch. There is no way in hell that the Cowboys will go through this season without some kind of turmoil. You know the “Big Tuna”, Bill Parcells will not hesitate one minute to give T.O. a piece of his mind if there is any sign of trouble. Aside from all the drama, Julius Jones should have a decent second year, but losing the likes of Dat Nguyen and La’Roi Glover will hurt the defense despite how good everyone thinks their D is. Get ready for a 8-8 season out of Dallas.

The Washington Redskins did it again this off-season. Their locker room has more guys coming in and out than Paris Hilton’s bedroom. I like the trade that brought T.J. Duckett in from Atlanta. When Clinton Portis went down, I admit, I thought they would be toast but you add a bruising back like that to the running game, they won’t miss a beat. Antwaan Randle El, Brandon Lloyd, Adam Archuleta, just a few of the other big names that will be putting on the Redskin jersey and will help make an impact this season. Losing LaVar Arrington to the Giants will make the two meetings more enticing to watch to say the least. I like what I see out of the Skins this year and see them winning 10 games.

About the only thing the Philadelphia Eagles fans will be able to cheer for this season is the fact that the story of Vince Papale was told in a movie starring Mark Wahlberg. This team is terrible! Yes Donovan McNabb is finally rid of that cancer T.O., but have you taken a look at the roster? The top two picks, Bunkley & Justice are going to be studs, but other than that, this roster is pathetic. When the best off-season re-signing is your punter, your in for a bad year. 3-13 I say.

Last but not least, the team that will win the division hands down, the New York football Giants. I can’t stand their Quarterback, I can’t stand their Tight End. However, that doesn’t mean these guys aren’t good. Eli Manning had a pretty decent year last year as the starter and will only get better as the years pass by. Jeremy Shockey should put up some huge numbers this year too. I mentioned the G-Man acquiring LaVar Arrington from Washington to bolster the defense. Tiki Barber is still the best running back in this division, and that alone is why I like the Giants to go 12-4.

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