So the guy on the left is the new starting quarterback for the Oakland Raiders. Former New Orleans Saint, Aaron Brooks.
The guy on the right is arguably the most successful comedian in the 90’s and the man who first popularized the phrase “Wassup?”. Staring in movies House Party I & II, Boomerang, Bad Boys I & II, Big Momma’s house I & II, we have Martin Lawrence.

Together they make the latest separated at birth list.

Its finally Sal Fasano’s time. He’s languished for years with garbage teams and no press coverage but my friends, its all about to change. My main man Sal Fasano was dealt just a few days ago the New York Yankees. Sure he can’t hit and overall he’s a fairly terrible MLB player, but look at that ’stache. I went with the black and white photo because that mustache is a pure work of art. When you combine that bushy Fu Mancho mustache with his flowing locks, you are a superstar.

Sadly, the Yankees have that asinine policy regarding facial hair so the Fasano will have to be trimmed and lose some of its luster. The trade and mustache trimming didn’t hurt Fasano’s feelings as evidenced by this glorious quote:

You’re an animal sometimes and you go from zoo to zoo.

Sal Fasano, you most definitely are an animal. We salute you.

No we are not here to rip Barry Bonds any further about his steroid allegations or anything, we have heard enough of that haven’t we? 

Anyways, Bonds pictured on the left, from Riverside California, and Lamond ”The Vacuum” Murray, from Pasadena California, pictured on the right are the latest separated at birth look a likes.  

Why is Lamond Murray nicknamed the vacuum you ask?  Well because he’s good at suckin’ up the garbage minutes that why.   

Rappers and NBA ballers can be linked together in so many ways.  On our left is none other than Hip-Hop artist and host of TV’s Pimp my Ride, Xzibit.

On the right is Los Angeles Clippers 7 year veteran swingman Corey Maggette.  Together they make the seperated at birth list. 

Its about time we all recognize the greatness we are seeing right now.   53 and three quarter freaking hot dogs in 12 minutes.  That’s six straight titles for Takeru Kobayashi.  Six straight!  I haven’t seen Tiger Woods win 6 straight tournaments, Michael Jordan never won 6 straight championships.  Kobayashi is the greatest athlete of our time. 

Sadly, the US media refuses to appreciate Kobayashi, instead promoting his American challenger Joey Chestnut.  Kobayashi, like any great competitor, gave Chestnut his props in the media and then promptly destroyed him when it mattered most.  That killer instinct is what seperates the greats from the legends and Kabayashi is a legend.  

53 (and three quarter) hot dogs in 12 minutes.  Takeru, you are the man!

This weeks mullet haircut comes from none other than Italy’s own, Roberto Baggio.  Famous for his missed kick that allowed Brazil to win the 1994 World Cup.  Long live the Soccer Rocker!   

Let’s see, howabout playing the role of a World Cup soccer coach for the next Gene Hackman movie?

Hackman on the right, would fit right in as let’s say…Portugal’s head coach Juan Felipe Scolari?

Juan Felipe Scolari, shown on the left, and Gene Hackman are this weeks version of separated at birth. 

This week we acknowledge the Number 7 of Doug Flutie.  Worn not only on his jersey, but also on his head.  Doug played 21 Pro seasons of Football as a Quarterback with stops in Chicago, B.C., Calgary, Toronto, Buffalo, San Diego & finishing with New England. 

You smell what the Rock is cookin? That’s Hayward, California’s Dwayne Johnson on the right, The People’s Champ of the WWE and former Calgary Stampeder of the CFL.

On the left is Starting Pitcher Freddy Garcia of the Chicago White Sox, from Caracas Venezuela.

They are this weeks separated at birth look a likes.